My good friend (if by “friend” you mean “I barely know her”) Lisa Graas just posted a piece talking abut how Romney’s campaign will never deny that he supported the mandate.

Because he used to claim that the mandate was a conservative idea.

Which is Barack’s main point in his ObamaRomneyCare bill.

So Barack is, according to MittWillard, gaining Conservative Points. We could even make a tally, with a scoreboard! Hmm… Let’s see… A flip-flop counts as half a point… Carry the two… Well, to sum it up, Obama has only one Conservative Point.

Unfortunately, we have to take into account the weight system here. You didn’t think this would be easy, did you?

Five hermit crabs times 12.99 for a bouquet of roses, add that to the cost of gas ($4 per gallon – or, in the near future, quart)… rationalize the denominator…. Ahh, I give up! Let’s just give Obama a random number – 6. Sounds about right.

By the way, that’s how they do delegate math over at the Associated Press.