Well, actually, I’ve come up with a few. It’s like Part Two of the Weekend O’Memes.

Perhaps the Secretary of Swag can help out with these.

Liberal statements:

Dirty air. Dirty water. Republican mantra.

Fish get water, farmers get death.

Jurassic Park for real. Stop driving.

No cars in any garage. Anywhere.

Conservative statements:

Because polar bears can actually float.

Lower gas mileage? No atmospheric effect.

Charge iPhone before tweeting Earth awareness?